My Crazed Sleep Deprived (and still very ill) Self

I wrote this whole post his morning at 3AM!

So, this morning I had some slight issues. Meaning my internet was broken and I couldn’t be bothered getting out of bed. So instead I tried to do some homework and ended up writing this stupidly sarcastic letter to my teacher. I will not hand this in (mum you may breathe again) but I will however post it for the entire internet to see. Because everyone knows that if you want something you wrote as a sleep deprived lunatic to be seen, the internet is the only place for it to go.

Anyways, ON WITH THE CRAZY LETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. still kinda crazy cause I wrote this whole blog post at the time I wrote that letter. Not a good idea I tell you.

P.P.S NEVER put pepper on popcorn! I almost died! I swear there was a inferno inside my mouth. Is that even possible?!

Dear Teacher,

This part of the assignment was completed at 3:11am on the 20/10. I was wide awake at home alone with the supervision of my cat, bubbles while trying to breathe because my lungs were so sore I thought they were breaking.

Sorry if this assignment is late because I was sick, but as just read, I was sick. Please don’t take marks off for this because I had no control in how my body works and why it choose the day before school started to give me influenza a. Yeah, that's the one, the one that kills the elderly and small children. Sometimes people like me who have extreme asthma problems. (Also, it was also my mother’s fault, she gave me the illness by telling me NOT to go into her room. You don’t tell me NOT to do something, your just asking me to do it!)

But thankfully, I am not dead and you were handed this sarcastic part of my assignment. Props to me because that in itself is a rather spectacular ( yeah I didn’t even use spell check then) miracle.

Regards,

Cee Hinclebergen.

(My name was changed over the holidays because my dad and mum are giant leopards)

P.S. my brother is now a spotted lollypop dog with a furry bum.

Yeah, all of that was at three a.m because i was really sick and couldn't sleep. i had two hours of sleep at around 6 and woke up coughing up brown chunky, bloody goop. i also blew that stuff from my nose. I don't thinks thats normal. Nope.